Hello there! Come to take a look at my pics have you?
Well, here they are. Maybe one day I might make this page
look a little prettier. But seeing as it took me nigh on a year
to actually do anything on this damn site, don't hold your breath.
(because I might take a long time, and then you would DIE of aspyxiation)
These aint online coz they are super interesting or anything,
but you can like it or lump it, my little chicken tikkas.
From when I was in France .:. Dec 2002
1 2 pix of the gang in the Buddha Bar (nice place - check the didge.)
1 2
3 4 pix of a couple of off-duty French policemen Jean-Pierre and
Jean-Michel we met in a bar. They were crazy guys. We drank lots of whisky.
Have
no idea what is going on in pic 3. Nor has Pete.
Looks like he got his revenge in pic 4 though... tee hee.
Andy being drunk, oh, he'll thank me for putting this on the net...
Pete doing a great impression of Kevin Spacey's character in Usual Suspects
(though not entirely intentional)
Me and Andy in our hotel room a pose of pure cheese.
View from hotel window all very nice and pleasant.
A wonderfully Gothic church actually in Belgium but c'est la vie (as I believe they say...)
Calais town hall - looks like an owl. 'Nuff said.
From when I lived in Bishopstoke .:. Jul 2002 - Feb 2003
My bungalow - well, the bungalow I rented anyways. Nice.
My filthy pit - has been tidied since, honest. It is quirky.
My 2nd room - It has lilac decor... ooh, ducky.
Me walking by a flooded river - silly boy. I am on the path.
Dave in river - well, on path. You get the idea...
A ball I made from rubber-bands. I was bored. Note subversive slogan. I rule!
My back garden in the snow. Made from 5 pictures. Badly. Nuts...
Warning... Don't ride bikes in baggy trousers. This happpens.
Monkeyboy - All hail the King of Chimps!
Soup ingredients - possibly the most irrelevant pic in the world, but
thanks to the effervescent Noreen's instructions I am now Soup Master™
From when I lived in Southampton .:. feb 2003 - now
My house - With the blue door. Not my Merc tho'.
My front door - Because I like the door. Ok?
Living room - How posh does this look?
Funky mirror - Shame about the reflected apeman.
The wall in our back yard - Note lovely blue sky!
Me + bass = angry neighbours.
People I know (2003) .:.
The Aspen - Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Don't-Pass-Out-Around-Tinsel Boy!
Richie Rich - King of Hospitality.
Sy and Charly - The Argyle Master!
Stevo - during the festive period.
Pete - doing what Pete does best... (being a toe-rag!)
Gary the Dog - we dognapped Rich's neighbour's dog, and christened it Gary.
(turned out to be a girldog, Megan apparently. but she'll always be Gary to us)
Dave and Matt - little and large...
My l'il sis that is all. Ssshh!
Luke - My flippin godson!!!
Mad dog - Cue mid-day sun. (she was on vallium)
From when I lived in went to Germany (2000? maybe - I was very drunk - bierfestagogo) .:.
On roof of Berlin cathedral. It was high up. And sunny. I liked Berlin.
There were lots of very dead people in the cellar. in coffins of course, sicko
(question - why do I look older in this pic than I do now?)
Bad boy - If you ask, I might tell you the story of how me and
my 2 very
respectable brothers ran amok in Berlin. I hope I am not a bad influence...
another
From when I went to New-flipping-York!!! .:.
The hostel we stayed in, pretty nice. Also, the view to the left and
right of our room. On the 6th floor. In a heatwave. With a broken lift. I thank you.
The Empire State Building - It's really quite big. Almost impossible to get any idea of how big in fact. Here's another.
The Chrysler Building - I like it more than the Empire State Building. You know, in the way that you like big things made of metal and stone and stuff. Whatever.
Rockerfeller building. I think. Look, it's tall, isn't that enough for you people?
Not sure what this one's called. Dead famous though. Been in films and stuff.
Grand Central Station - It's a bit bigger than King's Cross.
An old church - (well, old for New York) reflected in the window of a new skyscraper. Do you see what I've done there? I'm a freaking ARTIST buddy.
Chinatown - We got lost here. It's very colourful. But it was 34* and I was getting highly irritable.
There's not a lot of sky in New York.
See?
Random shot of NYC.
Another.
Monopoly, anyone?
Me looking cool and moody and stuff by on a corner.
This guy used to roadie for Bad brains. Really. Thoroughly pleasant chap.
Obligatory'worse for wear' photo. Their pint glasses are smaller there. Serve Stella tho'.
The old, overgrown graveyard near my house - a very cool place .:.
1,
2,
3 angels - I like number one the best, but these are all great. I want an angel...
Crows - perfect for that 'cheapo b-movie horror flick' feel!
Awww - this one's enough to make grown men weep.
Nice columns - I believe, technically, these are Ionic Columns. He must have been a Greco-revival architect.
Love this pic - drips with atmosphere.
The sky! - it's gone all moody!
Sidney - he obviously had a bit of cash to spare, this is one of the poshest graves in the whole cemetary.
Scary tree - as dead as the other residents of this place
White cross - the sun caught it perfectly
From when I went to CALIFORNIA BABY *ahem* Summer 2004 .:.
Coachella Festival - Sooooooo good!
Here is a picture of (the) Pixies, honest. I was quite far away.... And
this is a picture of a screen showing Robert Smith from The Cure. Nice work, scary-looking old fellow!
Mike & Pete doing their best '2 Gay Cowboys' impression.
Lincoln!!! - What a great car! I loved this MoFo, felt like such a pimp-daddy cruising in my hood-mobile. (please detect the irony here...) We got some very funny looks cruising in South Central LA in this, blaring out Kraftwerk... Ah well... Here's another.
Joshua Tree - We only spent a couple of days here, but it was really very nice! I am going back here, fo'sure...
2 Joshua Trees - Not the prettiest trees, but a good snap. This was next to our barbecue, and a Kangaroo Rat (very cute) ran down the left tree and straight into Pete's foot. Pete jumped like a big girl.
Pretty! - No, really. God, I'm good with a camera...
I climbed up a big rock - And ensured I had lots of good pics to prove my bravery! Another one. I took one of the gang from up there, but it's a bit blurry. Oh well. And then I jumped off. Proper action man, me.
Obligatory sunset picture alert - And this is one of about 6. (all crap)
Mid-day! At The Oasis!!! - Oh, I kill myself... Gay cowboy pt.2. Me by a tree, utterly fascinating...
Some Random Pics from 2004/2005 .:.
Posh Luke - Me ushing as an usher, Brother Simon's wedding Dec 2004.
Up a tree - I still love climbing trees. Juvenile.
White Christmas - Spent Xmas 2004 up in Lichfield with Brother Adam. This is Lichfield cathedral (nice) on Xmas day, when it was snowing (it is snowing in this pic, honest). A 'moment' to be sure...
Dressing Up at work to impress a big potential client. Got the gig - naturally!
Xtreme! My big moment, ruined by the idiot holding the camera. Dang! Another.
Circus Act - Playing in Pete's kitchen!!! Very understanding neighbours. Another.
People I know (2005) .:.
Steve doing his best 'Daft Punk Backing Dancer' impression. Come on, we've all got one of those. Another. The Smug Face of someone who has just thrashed me at pool...
Sy, shortly after accosting a guy in a kangaroo costume. Nice Hat!
Rico, who always picks his shirts to match the colour of the fences he sits near.
Andy in my room. Which is not usually this messy. Honest. Nice pose, by the way Vern, bet you're glad I chose this picture eh? Thankyouplease.
Davo, who luckily doesn't have the Internet, otherwise I'd be in big trouble...
Mike & Julie. I was testing the sepia option on my camera, ok?
Pete & Steve, looking especially happy that we are just about to see Magnolia Electric Company.
Chris being a bit camera-shy. Foiled again, this time he looks like the scary faceless people in Eternal Sunshine...
From when I went to see Green Day - 18/06/2005 .:.
The Stage - It was rather large.
PUNK ROCK!!! - How typically corporate... *sigh
Hottt Panorama Action! - Ooooh lots of people. Now in the centre, how about from the right?
Me looking rather like a mentally deranged pervert. Ah well, can't win them all. Here's Andy, but for some reason my phone made him all pixellated. Sorry old boy.
The Crowd - Again, I must stress that there were a lot of people there. Green Day didn't know what hit 'em, the cheery Californian suns of guns.
From when I went to Brighton - 30/06/2005 .:.
A casino roof - by day. The balcony to the right is attached to the hostel we were staying in. So, when 2 hideously drunk young men get back to their hostel, they decide to get out on the balcony and get across this gap. Probably very stupid. Ah well, here's Andy/Vern striking his best superhero pose, here's me with added lightbeam effects. Super.
From when Vern and I cycled miles to Shawford on a lovely day - 17/07/2005 .:.
Waterfall! - The ride there was along a river. It was very nice.
Monument - on top of a big hill. Was lots of fun riding down. Reckless, in fact. Hi Vern!
See No Evil and all that tosh. And here's 3 Andys.